ThePerfectMess
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Joined: July 11, 2010
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user id: 115882
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Last Seen: 9 years
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hello there ♥
Hello friends, welcome to my profile :D I'm 15 years old and currently reside somewhere in a little old island they call England. I mostly like to read quotes on here, but occasionally make the odd quote or two (but I'm not exactly the most patient person, so that's not very often). I love music - however mostly the rock/alternative rock/nu-metal genre. Artists like: Paramore. Evanescence. All Time Low. Lady Gaga. 3OH!3. ♫ My Chemical Romance. Blink 182. Fall Out Boy. Greenday. Taylor Swift. Eminem. ♪ Timbaland. Forever The Sickest Kids. The All-American Rejects. Lily Allen. ♫ Snow Patrol. Emilie Autumn. You Me At Six. Mayday Parade. Good Charlotte. ♪ Damien Rice. Linkin Park. Pendulum. Nirvana. Flyleaf. ϟƘƦƖןןΣx && Many more ;) My favourite colour is purple and I've just realised that this is starting to sound a lot like one of those online dating website profiles. "I like long walks on the beach and..." No. My personaIity differs frequently depending on my mood. I can be the most optimistic, happy-go-lucky person you've ever met or a pessimistic, cynical, sarcastic fart. Mostly I'm the first one though ;) I love to use smilies in my text and hate it when "ppl tlk lyk dis". Feel free to drop me a comment or something, I love making new friends. You can also find me on Tumblr and Twitter. [:
xox
-V.
ThePerfectMess's Favorite Quotes
bruno mars:
girl you're amazing, just the way you areeeee(wrote the
song himself)
people : i like cats
selena gomez : who says, who says you're not perfect? who says you're not beautiful (wrote the song herself)
people : my tooth paste is minty
lady gaga : you're on the right track baby you were born this way! (wrote it herself)
people : omg she's so weird
one direction : you don't know you're beautifulll! (not written by them)
people : OMG OMG THEY R SO INSPIRATIONAL I LUV THEM!! OMG OMG YOU GIVE ME SO MUCH INSPIRATION THX GUSE! OMG! OMG! I LUV U!123124536e&^%@# ~! U GUYS R PERFECT!NOW I FEEL BEAUTIFFULZZ@! ;3 MARRY MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
people : i like cats
selena gomez : who says, who says you're not perfect? who says you're not beautiful (wrote the song herself)
people : my tooth paste is minty
lady gaga : you're on the right track baby you were born this way! (wrote it herself)
people : omg she's so weird
one direction : you don't know you're beautifulll! (not written by them)
people : OMG OMG THEY R SO INSPIRATIONAL I LUV THEM!! OMG OMG YOU GIVE ME SO MUCH INSPIRATION THX GUSE! OMG! OMG! I LUV U!123124536e&^%@# ~! U GUYS R PERFECT!NOW I FEEL BEAUTIFFULZZ@! ;3 MARRY MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's to the kids who
haven't had their first kiss yet.
/♥/
me calling Walmart for
a real reason, not a joke
person: hello this is Walmart how may i help you?
me: hi could i please place an order?
person: no
me: no?
person: i can not place an order for you
me: why not?
person: Walmart exploded
me: then why are you there?
person: i never said i was
me: you answered saying "hello this is walmart"
person: this is Walmart
me: but you just said.... nevermind, so can i place an order?
person: no, Walmart exploded
me: im so confused
person: happy April Fools, have a nice day *hangs up*
person: hello this is Walmart how may i help you?
me: hi could i please place an order?
person: no
me: no?
person: i can not place an order for you
me: why not?
person: Walmart exploded
me: then why are you there?
person: i never said i was
me: you answered saying "hello this is walmart"
person: this is Walmart
me: but you just said.... nevermind, so can i place an order?
person: no, Walmart exploded
me: im so confused
person: happy April Fools, have a nice day *hangs up*
*Mom hands me phone to
answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.
In the Mall, looking at
something through the windows, &
thinking
Why does everything look cuter on manequins...
Why does everything look cuter on manequins...
just me?
Most Wittians
have
to
atleast
remember
or know
some of these:
The
Brandoncyrus
days.
The "Big 2011 Witty
crash".
When DamnnTaylerx, Jayciecutie01 &,
Jade672 ruled the top quotes section.
FramingMatthew is the most courageous, strongest &,
amazing person on witty. (Nobody will ever take his
place)
R.I.P Matthew. All of Witty
misses you ♥
When not even
one person talked about One Direction or Hunger
Games.
AlNicholas was the ultimate Witty boy.
When Lollipopx3 wrote the best witty stories.
SocietyKilledTheTeenager is the strongest witty girl on
here ♥
When the advertisements were never
here
When we saved Witty Profiles
from getting deleted! :D
When quotes came from the
heart ♥
When Witty was Witty
♥
Where did this Witty go? :(
No hate comments,
please.
You're 14 and single?! And you
have a
crush on someone who doesn't like
you back? AND your mom took your
phone?! God bless you child, you stay
strong now. No of course I'm not being
sarcastic. Tell me more about how
hard your life is and how you're going
to be forever alone because the love
of your life doesn't know your name.
You poor tortured teenager.
