ThePerfectMess

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Joined: July 11, 2010
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hello there ♥

Hello friends, welcome to my profile :D I'm 15 years old and currently reside somewhere in a little old island they call England. I mostly like to read quotes on here, but occasionally make the odd quote or two (but I'm not exactly the most patient person, so that's not very often). I love music - however mostly the rock/alternative rock/nu-metal genre. Artists like: Paramore. Evanescence. All Time Low. Lady Gaga. 3OH!3. ♫ My Chemical Romance. Blink 182. Fall Out Boy. Greenday. Taylor Swift. Eminem. ♪ Timbaland. Forever The Sickest Kids. The All-American Rejects. Lily Allen. ♫ Snow Patrol. Emilie Autumn. You Me At Six. Mayday Parade. Good Charlotte. ♪ Damien Rice. Linkin Park. Pendulum. Nirvana. Flyleaf. ϟƘƦƖןןΣx && Many more ;) My favourite colour is purple and I've just realised that this is starting to sound a lot like one of those online dating website profiles. "I like long walks on the beach and..." No. My personaIity differs frequently depending on my mood. I can be the most optimistic, happy-go-lucky person you've ever met or a pessimistic, cynical, sarcastic fart. Mostly I'm the first one though ;) I love to use smilies in my text and hate it when "ppl tlk lyk dis".  Feel free to drop me a comment or something, I love making new friends. You can also find me on Tumblr and Twitter. [:

xox
-V.
Fact: It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. ♥

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*Sweat pants, hair tied, chilling with no makeup on*
Drake: that's when you're the prettiest. 
One direction: that's what makes you beautiful. 
Big time rush: i don't know why you always get so insecure. 
Jonas brothers: you're beautiful, but you don't even try. 
Kids at school: what is that omg get back to the zoo. 

             -tumblr 
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Elementary school;
eww! you kissed him..
Middle school;
C'mon, kiss! kiss! kiss!
High school;
Seriously guys, stop making out and go get a room!

 

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Liam: I'm sorry to all of you that are asleep that miss this tw-
Liam's dad:They're not going to hear you if they're sleeping Liam.
Liam: BUT THEY'LL WATCH IT ON YOUTUBE LATER DAD.
Liam: THAT'S THE POWER OF THE INTERNET.

 


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HELP ME! 



I asked my parents to take me to a One Direction concert, and they said if I get 100 favs that they will take me and get backstage passes o:

Lol get real. My parents would have to be pretty stupid to fork out that much money just because 100 teenagers clicked a button. Seriously, stop using this sort of stuff to  get favs.

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Admit it...

when you have fake nails, you tap them everywhere to hear the "cool sound."



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"You ask!"
"No you ask!"
"No you ask!"
"No seriously! Will you ask?!"
"Fine! Excuse me...................
My friend would like to ask you something." 
 

 

This happened to any of you before?!

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One Direction Quote
"One day we went to a farm and they asked us if we'd like to ride horses, but there were only four, so Harry rode a cow."

~Liam

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Today while sitting in my college class.

I texted my boyfriend saying "I'm Bored".

Not even 5min later he came running in the door yelling

"Troll in the dungeon, just thought you oughta know"

Then collapsed on the floor just like in Harry Potter

Not only was my Teacher laughing so hard he let us go early.

But i think i have found "The One" (:


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who else was forced
to play the recorder, as a kid?

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