E_myah516ox

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Quotes by E_myah516ox


At night time
I sleep with my back
towards the wall
to see everything that goes on 
so no one can sneak up behind me

IF IM SCARED

just me? ._.  ...



Food Commercials 


Omg that looks freakin

amazing! We should

definately try that one day 


 

What ends up happening


Dude, this tastes like sh*t..

 






 




 There is always that one  person who you are secretly in a competition with and want to do everything and anything better than them.

.

HOME.
the place where you can wake up with your shirt on backwards, crust in your eyes, and look like a dying gorillla
the place where you can throw on a pair of short -shorts and not worry about shaving
the place where you can eat as much as you want without worrying if there are crumbs on your face or if you look like a complete pig
the place where you can [lets all be honest here] fart or pick out that annoying wedgie
the place where you can
sing to the heavens no matter how terrible you might sound
the place where you can laugh, and dance,  and talk on the phone for hours or stay on witty 24/7 or jump on your bed in your way to messy room
the place where you can escape the stress of school  and  stupid teachers
or boys
or bullies
the place where you can count on going for a nice shower after a long day
the place where you can talk to your imaginary friend Bob
or watch Phineas and Ferb
the place where you trip and not look around to see if anyone was looking
the place where you can do what you've secretly loved to do for a while but was too afraid of what your friends might think
the place where you can lay on your couch, put on your big fluffy miss matchy socks and watch movies all day and not give a  crap about 'an hour exercise everday'
the place where you can grow
make mistakes
have AdVeNtUrEs

The one place where you can let your hair down, and truly be 

Free.



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me: [ in the car with my mom, rushing]
pedestrian: [taking their sweet time]

my thoughts:
me:
any day now...
me: FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO....
me:
me:
Im gettin old...
me:  i like big butts and i can not lie!! ;)
me: ...
me:  TICK TOCk TICK TOCK * pointing to invisible watch*
me: what if this was the movie  fast and the furious right now...
me: VROOM! VROOM VROOM!!
me:
me:
me:
i need a life
pedestrian: [on sidewalk]
me: AMEN

girls at my school: [being harrassed by boys]
omg!!! stop like legit stop touching me! *giggling, smiling*

me: TOUCH ME AGAIN, I DARE YOU. 

 


That awkward  moment when:
you're outside of school, & you see your'e teacher  so you try avoid her  but fail miserably 
& that even more akward moment when :  you're with your parents and they start  having a conversation
i hate when
I'm taking a test and the teacher is just standing there watching  you work, like literally breathing on your
neck
p.e.r.s.o.n.a.l s.p.a.c.e?
me: [on the computer... 'doing my homework']
mom: [walks in]
me: [ EXIT EXIT EXIT!! GOOGLE..COM!!! GOOGLE.COM! ]

mom: 
me: 
mom:
so you've  been staring at a blank screen all day
me: my computer froze