totallynotacat*
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Joined: January 14, 2012
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user id: 263746
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Joined: January 14, 2012
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Okay so today in math class some really
rude and just overall nasty gal was saying,
"Yeah no don't take my candy it's my reward after my
workout" and all I could think was:
You shouldn't reward yourself with food, you're not a dog. Oh wait a frickin second, yes you are you little tramp.
You shouldn't reward yourself with food, you're not a dog. Oh wait a frickin second, yes you are you little tramp.
My mom's buying me pepper spray tomorrow,
and I know that should make feel safer,
but with my luck if I ever have to use it chances are
I'm going to accidentally spray myself in the face.
and I know that should make feel safer,
but with my luck if I ever have to use it chances are
I'm going to accidentally spray myself in the face.
So a couple days ago, I was chatting with my boyfriend and
our friend xbox live. It went a little something like
this..
Me: Honestly, I never would have pictured me fitting in with our group. I've never really been a part of anything before.
Omar: Well actually, Jasmin...you weren't really a part of our group until you started dating Felipe.
Me: Oh...
Felipe: Yeah you were never really part-
I left the party right then and there.
Ouch. Not even my own boyfriend will defend after being together for 8 months...
Me: Honestly, I never would have pictured me fitting in with our group. I've never really been a part of anything before.
Omar: Well actually, Jasmin...you weren't really a part of our group until you started dating Felipe.
Me: Oh...
Felipe: Yeah you were never really part-
I left the party right then and there.
Ouch. Not even my own boyfriend will defend after being together for 8 months...
Sometimes when I'm bored I like to pretend to be a llama and I walk around, spitting in peoples faces. Then I trot away slowly as if nothing happened.
I just created a new computer virus that only targets Apple.
It's a worm.
Am I the only one who thinks Supernatural is the best show to have ever aired on television?
How me and my best guy friend
met:
Him: Let's have makeup s*x. NOW.
Me: ...but we're strangers, bro...
Him: Ohey, our very first argument!
Not sure if he made it up or not, but it was cute. :3
Him: Let's have makeup s*x. NOW.
Me: ...but we're strangers, bro...
Him: Ohey, our very first argument!
Not sure if he made it up or not, but it was cute. :3
Sometimes when I'm class, I wonder what my crush would think if I just dropped dead and they happened to see the paramedics carrying me out.
I used to like dupstep,
but then I took an arrow to the-
arrow to the-
arrow to the-
WUB WUB WUBBY WUBBWUB WUB.
but then I took an arrow to the-
arrow to the-
arrow to the-
WUB WUB WUBBY WUBBWUB WUB.
Principal: "So, please explain to
me again why on Earth you bit them."
Me: "Well, they kept poking me with a stick..."
Jokeception to whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide's joke. :3
Me: "Well, they kept poking me with a stick..."
Jokeception to whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide's joke. :3