I miss
you,
idiot.
Long
distance relationship problems...
Waking up in the middle of the night and forgetting about time zones. And then you just look like an idiot when you ask if they're up and they're like "Yeah, it's 3 in the afternoon?"
Waking up in the middle of the night and forgetting about time zones. And then you just look like an idiot when you ask if they're up and they're like "Yeah, it's 3 in the afternoon?"
what idiot called it the sun
instead of a space heater?
Today
my history teacher asked us,
"What is today the 50th anniversary of?"
And I blurted out
"DOCTOR WHO!"
Then she starred at me for a minute,
and said,
"No, It's the 50th anniversary of the assasination on JFK."
And I bowed my head in shame while the class laughed at me.
"What is today the 50th anniversary of?"
And I blurted out
"DOCTOR WHO!"
Then she starred at me for a minute,
and said,
"No, It's the 50th anniversary of the assasination on JFK."
And I bowed my head in shame while the class laughed at me.
*SCHOOL* - SILENCE*
ME: *DROPS MY BOOK ON THE FLOOR*
ME:*GOES TO PICK IT UP*
ME: CHAIR FALLS ON TOP OF ME*
ME: *DROPS MY BOOK ON THE FLOOR*
ME:*GOES TO PICK IT UP*
ME: CHAIR FALLS ON TOP OF ME*
When
i was
younger:
*Picks
up 5
cents*
IM RICH
IM RICH
