Best Idiot Quotes Ever

What the book says: "The curtain was blue"


What the teacher thinks: "The blue colour of the curtain exemplify's the protagonists depression. This is a key element to the premise of the story"


What the author meant: "The curtain is was blue"

Heart: I'm hurting again.

Lungs: We can't breath.

Stomach: All those butterflies were for nothing.

Eyes: We're crying again.

Brain: I warned you, idiots.

Friend: Facebook is wayy better than witty.
Me: Eat a Snickers.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because your a freaking idiot when your hungry.