I need a little room to breath...
I guess you could say;
a little too often,
and a little more each day.
I told my dad I stubbed my toe
So he told me to bite my finger
Until I forgot about the toe
And was only thinking of the finger
To take one pain away
By focusing on another
It actually sounds quite similar
To someting I do now.
My insecurities and anxiety were carried the little confidence which had in me.
Hush little baby
Don't you cry
Don't cut your arms,
Don't say goodbye.
Put down that razor,
Put down that knife,
It may be hard
But you'll win this fight.♥
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Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.
She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing he would give us all if he was here today."
The first student raised her hand to volunteer.
"Marcy," the teacher said. "You may go first."
Marcy replied, "My father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a shiny new penny."
The teacher said, "Very nice, Marcy, who wants to go next?"
Kevin stood up and announced, "My father is a baker. B-A-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a freshly-baked cookie."
"Very good," the teacher told Kevin.
Jeff was next, and he said, "My father is an accountant. A-K, no wait, A-C-K, no..."
Before he could attempt to spell it once more, the teacher cut him off and told him to sit back down and to think about it for a while. When he thought he knew how to spell it, he could stand back up and try again.
Little Johnny raised his hand in excitement hoping to be acknowledged by the teacher. The teacher called on little Johnny to go next.
Johnny said, "My father is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E and if he was here today, he would give us all 20:1 odds Jeff will never be able to spell "accountant."
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might
be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class,
"Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in
Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out,
"He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows
this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my
father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells
'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"
One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying, "F**k this," "F**k that."
The town priest hears this and walks up to Johnny and says,"You shouldn't swear like that, Johnny. God is all around us."
"Is he in the sky?" asks Johnny.
"Yes," says the priest.
"Is he in that bush over there?" asks Johnny.
"Yes," says the priest."
Is he in my wagon?" asked Johnny.
"Yes," says the priest.
"Well tell him to get the f**k out and push!!!"
