Steve

"The undiscerning mind is like the root of a tree.
It absorbs equally all that it touches,
even the poison that would kill it."
— Master Po

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines,
and where she shines she sits.

“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right,
he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.”
— Charles Wadsworth

When Einstein was traveling to lecture in Spain,
He questioned a conductor again and again:
“It may be a while,”
He asked with a smile,
“But when does Madrid reach this train?”

“Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.”
— J.M. Barrie

I'll take a girl with a sharp wit. Wits never sag.

You'll worry less about what people think about you when you realize how seldom they do.
— David Foster Wallace

Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.