Steve

Comment a link to a quote with your favorite format.

I will add the format as a button in the new quote editor.

Think of it like an instragram filter for words.

A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.

— Chinese Proverb

The quote editor has had problems recently.
I'm thinking about making a new quote editor.
If I were to make a totally new quote editor, what would you want in it?

Updated Feature: Chat
Hey Everyone. I updated the chat today. This new chat version works on phones! (yay) Let me know what you think.

Hey Everyone!  I need some help with Witty.

More than two thirds of the people who visit Witty are now using a phone or other small mobile device.  If Witty is to prosper again, it needs to look great on mobile.

The question I have is: How do I deal with "fancy" formats on mobile?  Most of the current formats are too wide to fit on mobile and become unreadable.  Should only the desktop version of the site have the fancy formats and the mobile site just be plain text?  Should I convert fancy formats to images that get shrunken to display on the mobile site?  Maybe you have a better idea.  Comment please!

— Steve

John asked Clara
To take
A walk with him
And pick flowers.
But Clara’s brother
Came along
And so
They picked flowers.

— North Carolina Boll Weevil, 1929

It was well remarked by an intelligent old farmer, ‘I would rather be taxed for the education of the boy, than the ignorance of the man. For one or the other I am compelled to pay.’

— Southern Cultivator, January 1848

Life is a party.
One arrives long after it’s started, and one’s going to leave long before it’s over.
— Robert Morley

May your hair, teeth, face-lift, abs, and stocks not fall. And may your blood pressure, triglycerides, cholesterol, white blood cell count, and mortgage interest rate not rise. Happy New Year.

Good night,
Sleep tight,
Wake up bright
In the morning light
To do what's right
With all your might.