I really want nice
clothes but all I have
is $9 and my virginity.
is $9 and my virginity.
My 5 year old
cousin: Erin! Erin!
- Starts crying - I lost my V- Card!!
Me: WHAT!? YOU LOST YOUR
V-CARD?! BUT. BUT. BUT YOU'RE
ONLY FIVE. YOU CAN'T BE DOING
THIS! YOU HAVE TO BLOW BUBBLES
NOT BOYS. OMFG. MY BABY COUSIN
LOST HER VIRGINITY. WHERE DID I
GO WRONG?! OMFG.
My mom: Oh, sweetie, here's your
v-card. The one you lost? I found it!
Me:
Mom: Erin, what are you yelling about?
She just lost her alphabet card.
Cousin:
Dog:
Cat:
5 year olds who really have lost their virginity:
Me:
Mom:
Cousin:
Me:
Mom:
Cousin:
Me:
Mom:
Me: Ooh.. her.. her alphabet card.. Ooh..
I.. I thought she meant.. Oh thank the lord
it was just her alphabet card.
- Starts crying - I lost my V- Card!!
Me: WHAT!? YOU LOST YOUR
V-CARD?! BUT. BUT. BUT YOU'RE
ONLY FIVE. YOU CAN'T BE DOING
THIS! YOU HAVE TO BLOW BUBBLES
NOT BOYS. OMFG. MY BABY COUSIN
LOST HER VIRGINITY. WHERE DID I
GO WRONG?! OMFG.
My mom: Oh, sweetie, here's your
v-card. The one you lost? I found it!
Me:
Mom: Erin, what are you yelling about?
She just lost her alphabet card.
Cousin:
Dog:
Cat:
5 year olds who really have lost their virginity:
Me:
Mom:
Cousin:
Me:
Mom:
Cousin:
Me:
Mom:
Me: Ooh.. her.. her alphabet card.. Ooh..
I.. I thought she meant.. Oh thank the lord
it was just her alphabet card.
How to lose your viginity
Buy a hamster name it Virginity. Lose it. Congrats. You have just lost your Virginity
nmq
i know the saying "Everybody is doing it" is so common now, but
no, everyone is not doing it. Your virginity is something that
you will never, ever get back. You cant loose it than change your
mind afterwards. I know that everyone says to wait until you find
someone you really care about to loose it to but go beyond that.
Wait until your husband or wife comes along, because if that
person loves you enough to marry you, than they deserve a gift
that you haven't given anyone except them. To some that may seem
old fashion, but I think its pretty cute to loose your virginity
to each other on your wedding night.
how do people my age lose their virginity
all i do is lose followers
all i do is lose followers
A woman's worth and self-respect is NOT determined by
how she dresses, how she acts or
how many d!cks she has had in her vag!na.
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The awkward moment when your capri sun refuses to lose its virginity.
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The awkward moment when your capri sun refuses to lose its virginity.
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fighting for peace is
like
f*cking for
virginity..
