Lolbye Quotes



If only parents saw all the times you made the right decision in a tempting situation instead of the one time when you didn't

 


5 things that need to stay in 2013
1. twerking
2. what does the fox say
3. drawn-on eyebrows
4. jeans with no pockets
5.  ooh kill 'em
getting called a 
'stuck up b/tch'
by your own 'best friend'

Can I delete you as a friend in real life so I never have to hear or see your annoying crap again?
Lol when someone tries to act like they are still my friend
We're not friends anymore, Don't even bother to say hi.
You're two faced. And save that drama for your momma.
My mom gets out of un-wanted
plans by saying she's going to do
something about her drinking that
day, but then she just stays home. 
Like, damn. I wish I could do that..
"Sorry, can't come to school today;
I have an AA meeting. lol bye."




I deserve to die
 


Taylor Swift has given me unrealistic standards
I'm good at solving problems if they aren't my own.
You feel me?

Does anyone else think this 12 year old craze is actually pretty funny? It's a joke, guiz. I'm 12, and I find it hi-lar-i-ous.
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