Jazz Quotes

And I still have jazz,
when I've got the blues

"L M N O P"
 is the jazziest part of 
the alphabet song. 

♫ No, I'm no one's wife, 
but oh, I love my life,
and all that jazz ♫

Okay, So i'm sure most of you hate this kind of thing but I want to share it with my witty family before I share it with ANYONE else.


So two weeks ago I tried out for four of my dance studios dance teams right? Well this morning my mum got an email from my studio saying that I got onto three of the four teams!!!!! And I'll be competing for their advanced devision on oneother team that I didnt even try out for!!!!!!!!!!! I will be on four different teams for my studio!!!!!!!!! I will be competing in Jazz, Tap, Ballet and Hip-Hop!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so phsyced!!!!!!!!

When Brubeck's
"Take Five"
makes you wish you played
alto sax.


 

It don't mean a

thing

if it ain't got that

swing.





 

Violinist Joke #003

If I ever have a child, I will never let him/her listen to jazz or classical music. The genres aren't appropriate for children, they're full of sax and violins!

Today I have a dress rehearsal. Wish me luck.