Idiots Quotes

Your brain and wiener have only one thing in common; they're both choking hazards. 
I am so freaking sick of douchéy guys treating beautiful, sweet girls like crap. She does everything for you, she has given everything to you and has poured her heart and soul into you and this is how you repay her, this is how you treat her. There's a special place in hell for guys like you, and I hope you enjoy it.
There are so many crazy, unbalanced people online...its actually scary...people like this just should not be allowed access to a computer...Seriously, how do you function in life on so few brain cells? So glad I can block these idiots...They have no idea how truly dumb they are
So someone on my street decided they wanted to celebrate something at almost one in the morning. I don't think that many people appreciated fireworks at this time of night, but thank you for the bright lights and the noise. Oh and thank you for the minnie heart attack that you just gave me!
the fact that some day our
generation is going to be leading
the country is terrifying because
we're all fcking idiots
don't let
idiots ruin
your day.



Talking about my favorite band :

Me: They're all idiots.
Friend: I thought you loved them.
Me: No you don't understand.

 
"Idiots are not very smart."
- My Father

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?!

 

Dieting tip:
1. Make a list of people who constantly make you feel crappy about your weight on purpose.
2. Cut them out of your life.
3. You'll have lost hundreds of pounds of idiots.
4. Enjoy.
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