Douchebags Quotes

I'm so gaaad cause I don't have a girlfriend, why don't girls
like me?
I'm so
i'm so lonely!
...But, I won't date fa
bye
t chicks, or *god forbid*
anyone who isn't white
...ok maybe a cute asian girl — but definitely not girls who don't have cute pixie cuts or wear pretty dresses. Or girls who are
vocal about opinions
cause
EWWWWW
. Oh I won't date girls who don't swallow. & She needs to like all the music I do, she can't be a
fake b
bye
itch who cakes on make up.
Also, she has to coddle me & agree with all my opinions & love having s
bye
ex but not be a sl
bye
ut.
Boys are honestly so immature it's not even funny I can never get away from being made fun of.
Who needs boys when you have horses!
I told him to talk to me when he stopped acting like a douche bag.


& I think I actually mean it. I'm not gonna talk to him. 

So I'm not gonna apologize for doing nothing this time.

It's your turn
I'm gonna laugh
when you realize
you're just p u s h i n g me away
from taking your anger on other people out on me.
Why when I ask if someone has a twitter my quote gets 0 comments

But another person gets 12 comments in 2 minutes

Wow I'm that nice to people? :(
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