Best Date Quotes Ever


I think old fashioned is cute. 
 I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking 
someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'. 



let us have a moment of silence

for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
 


i would 
never cheat on someone.
I mean someone being stupid enough to date me
is a once in a lifetime thing
I'm not gonna mess it up

 


you’re gonna regret not dating me
     
         after I get hot

 

Wittians.

I would like to point out that,

Witty

WILL BE CLOSED & UNACCESSIBLE














































On February the 29th, 30th and 31st

I asked my best friend to prom today. This is how it happened:
Early in the morning, her parents let me into her room, where I layed out some rose pedals, and put a stuffed animal bear next to her pillow, holding her favorite candy, Reese's. I led a trail to the backdoor, where I left a dozen roses in a vase, with a handwritten card, with clues on it. The whole day, she had to follow these "clues". At the end of the day, the clues led her to my house, to my pool. In my pool, my mum decorated it with those candles on pedals that float in the water. On each one, was a rose flower. As she neared the pool, she spotted hanging lights from my balcony that read "Prom?" I was on the balcony in a tux with a light purple bowtie, her favorite color.
When I spotted her, my heart jumped, and I sprinted downstairs to the backyard. In my hand was a bouquet of flowers. When she saw me, she was crying, and I'll never forget the smile on her face. I went up to her, smiling, and said "Kate, will you go to prom with me?"
SHE SAID YES!!!!
Reasons to date me
-I can pick stuff up with my feet, sometimes
-I've never killed a man
-I once got 95% on Guitar Hero
-You can play with my hair
-I'm cheaper than a puppy

"Do you have a date for
Valentine's day?"
"Yes, February 14th."

 

pros of dating me:

-you can literally kiss me whenever you want there will never be a time im not down for that

cons of dating me:

-i have no idea how to kiss so it’s probably gonna be really lame for you im sorry






Boy: Would you like to have dinner some night? *winks*
Me: Oh, I like to have dinner every night.
Me: *suductively licks lips*







 
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