Dad: I have good news and bad news...
Me: What's the good news?
Dad: Well, I fixed your itunes account so you can
buy stuff again
Me: LSHDKLFHSK YYAYYYYYYYAYAYAYAY THANK YOUUU
Dad: The bad news is, I had to buy the song
Gangnam Style to make sure it worked.
Me: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
True story.