Thehorselady23

Status: Screwdriver is in my pocket, Fez is on my head, Bow tie is straight, and I know where my towel is. I am ready for an Adventure!
Joined: March 26, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 286849
Location: Trenzalore

Quotes by Thehorselady23

My birthday is on sunday...I wonder who remembered....
A - Available? Yes
B - Birthday? January 19
C - Crushing on? Just some guy
D - Drink you last had?  Tea
E - Easiest person to talk to? My friend Keith
F - Favorite song?  Think of you -Cristina Grimmie
G - Gummy bears or gummy worms? Gummy worms
H - Hometown?  EG
I - In love with? oh...um...
J - Jealous of? horses
K - Killed someone? nope
L - Longest car ride? to ohio...13 hrs
M - Milkshake flavor? vanilla
N - Number of siblings? 2
O - One wish? To date the guy that i like
P - Person you texted last? i havent had my phone for like two months...
Q - Question you are always asked? when is your bithday?
R - Reason to smile? this guy
S - Song you last listened to? let her go
T - Time you woke up? 6:30am
U - Underwear color? white
V - Violent moment you had? with myself, test in math
W - Worst habit? nail biting or procrastinating
X - X-rays you had? arm, chest
Y - Yoyos are? my childhood
Z - Zodiac sign? Capricorn
I Like Him, But You Know What? He Is Older Than Me And He Has A Girlfriend...He Is A Friend Of Mine, And I Guess At This Point It Is Impractial For Me To Like Him......Right?
At Some Point You Have To Stop Running And Face Whoever Wants You Dead.
I Jumped Down From The Tree, Looking At The Orange-Pink Sunset.

"Oh I Wish Mother Was Here To See This." I Whispered To Myself Running Forward, I didn't See

The Edge Of The Cliff Looking Over The Barren Western Prarie. I Tripped Over An Old Thick Tree

Root, And Began My Decent To The Ground.

Falling.

                                        Head-Over Heels

Falling.

Looking At The World Around Me Feeling Like I Was In A Free Fall, Hovering A Few Hundred Feet Above The Earth. I Snap Back Into Focus.

Plumiting, Faster And Faster, The Ground Seemed As If It Was Being Pushed Up Twards Me To Meet Me Half Way.

Almost To The Bottom, I Close My Eyes Against The Beautiful Sunset Around Me. "Mom," I Whisper "I Wish I Had Just Gone And Got You, Gone And Showed You This Amasing Sunset,"
Crying Now, I Scream To The Beauty "I'M SORRY!"

My Body Like A Rag Dolls, Slams To The Ground

Bouncing.
        
                 Shifting.
                  
                            Stillness.
                            
                                                Blackness.

Im pretty sure one mans trash is another mans treasure....
As for you, you can go be someone elses treasure after what you did to me.....
My conversation with a friend last night:

Me: Ehhhhh!!

Her: ?

Me: HELLO THERE HUMSN OF THIS EARTH

Her: You okay?

Me: THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION HUMANOIDE! NOW, TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER. I NEED TO TALK TO THE ABOUT YOUR GRADES IN FIRST QUARTER!

Her: Oh? Kas.... What's going on??

Me: IF YOU HAVENT FIGURED OUT ALREADY, I AM A...... BEEP BEEP BOOOOOOOPPPPPP...... *SYSTEM SHUTTING DOWN* AW CRAP *SYSTEM CRASHING* GOD DARRRRRRR.... *WOSHHHHHH ALL SYSTEMS DISABLED*

Her:

Me: BEDEDEDEDOO SYSTEMS REBOOTING

Her: Oh god

Me:HAHAHA!! YOU, HUMAN DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE GOTTON INTO BY TYPING '?' TO THIS SYSTEM. TO GIVE YOU A HINT I AM NOT OF THIS EARTH...IF YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH TO GUESS, YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT I AM..

Her:

Me: AND Y THE WAY I AM TELEPATHETICALY TALKING TO YOU, SO DONT TRY TO TALK BACK TO ME, OR YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON AND SOON END UP IN AN ASYLUM....JUST SAYING.

Her: Kasey???

Me: AND YES, I AM ASHAMED TO SAY, IN AN ASYLUM
MYSELF.....DONT JUDGE, YOU WILL BE HERE SOON, AND MY NAME IS NOT, INFACT, KASEY, IT IS MR.ROBOTO......BUT THE TWIST!!!!!!! I AM NOT A ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!! *SCREAMS OF HORROR IN DISTANCE!*

Her: Mr. Robotos name is Kilroy

Me: WOW KILL JOY, BUT HERE ON PLANET NEPTUNE, WE DONT HAVE TWO NAMES SO I DONT KNOW WHAT THE NAME KILROY IS

Her: This is going to your mother about how crazy you are :p

Me: NO MANIQUINE, I WILL BE TYPING THIS CONVERSATION ONTO THE WEBTICAL SITE CALLED, WHAT I BELIEVE TO BE, WITTYPROFILES, TOMORROW MORNING.....DO NOT WORRY HUMAN...CALLED???? WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS?

Her: Da Heck?
Her: *facepalm*

Me: WHAT DO YOU CALL YOURSELF? THE QUESTION IS NOT THAT HARD TO ANSWER!!! YOU ARE MAKING ME VERYYY ANNOYED AS OF NOW!

Her: Kasey i love ya!

Me: IS THAT YOUR NAME? IF IT IS I WILL CONTINUE TO CALL YOU 'KASEY' FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT, WHICH WILL NOT BE LONG BECAUSE THE MASTER IS COMING HOME SOON...

Her: KASEY WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?

Me: WHICH IS A LIE BECAUSE I KILLED MASTER A LONG TIME AGO, AND TOOK HIS CROWN, SO SO SO THAT MEANS I AM IAM MY OWN MASTER!!!!!!!!!

Her: Oh?

Me: THE CROWN IS MY PRESIOUS!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER LET IT GO, IT IS MINE FOREVER!!!!!! DONT TOUCH IT!! DONT YOU DARE!!!

Her: i stole it from you

Me: *ATTACKTS STEALER WITH SWORDS, ARMOR(EQUIPTED), ALL RINGS OF MIDDLE EARTH, TEETH, FANGS, DOGS, WIZARDS, HORSES, DRAGONS, TROLLS, AND THE ENTS!!*

Her: ?

Me: *ITS A LORD OF THE RINGS REFERENCE, YOU NEED TO HAVE WATCHED THE MOVIES TO NDERSTAND*

Her: Oh

Me: ok my brain is going to explode, im done

Her: You okay?

Me: yea just having a little fun

Her: oh my god, I love you!

Me: Love you too HUMAN!! oh god sorry, spasim, i think i was being POSSESED!!! ah god really??? Again??

Her: haha

Me: sorry i think me PRESIOUS, is doing this to me

Her: Oh???
If you Love something,let it  go.
If it comes back, then its yours.
But if it doesnt, it never was
I'm sorry to say that Miss. Freckles, our old cat, has been put down, layed to rest. Now in Meow Mix heaven, hunting field mice. she was a good cat, but it was her time to go. Lay in Peace......Forever <3
-Kasey
Ok, So Picture This...
*I'm Playing Minecraft, Constentrating On Not Dieing, Then BAM
My Kitten, Toby, Attacts My Laptops Keyboard!*




~Cuttest Kitten EVER~