Me and my Dad watching TV, and a "Searching for Bigfoot"

Me and my Dad watching TV, and a "Searching for Bigfoot" commercial comes on.
Me: Those people need lives...
Dad: Yeah I know. It's like those people who sit around on their computer all day and stalk One Direction.
Me: For your information, being a fangirl is a full time JOB. and AT LEAST I STALK THINGS THAT EXIST.
Me: *walks away angrily and wispers to myself
Me: " Get a life", he says. "You're a stalker ", he says. Poor pesant doesn't know the half of it.
True story.