w0lf

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Joined: April 7, 2012
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 i could be your perfect disaster
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Hello. I'm w0lf. This is just an account for venting. I'm becoming more and more lonely everyday. Everyone leaves me and learns to hate me eventually. Don't bother with me.
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NOTE: Please do not advertise on my quotes or page. Or I'll report you for mass advertising.
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w0lf's Favorite Quotes

His hair, His eyes, His smile, His laugh.
His everything.
What's his name?

57 10 Bee Bee
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Unicorns. My happiness.

These two things have something in common.

They don't exist. 
36 1 GoingGoingGone GoingGoingGone
vent

The first word of
'What Makes You Beautiful'
is "You're" and the last word is "Beautiful"

356 3 CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
love

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555 4 yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
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K ONE SEC.
let me just stop my
BLEEDING  OVARIES
long enough to be courteous

 

462 3 completeinhim completeinhim
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English is a crazy language. 

There is no EGG in EGGPLANT nor HAM in HAMBURGER; neither APPLE nor PINE in Pineapple. ENGLISH MUFFINS weren't invented in ENGLAND. QUICKSAND can work SLOWLY, BOXING RINGS are SQUARE, and a GUINEA PIG is neither from GUINEA nor is it a PIG. 

And why is it that WRITERS WRITE but FINGERS DON'T FIG, GROCERS don't GROCE and HAMMERS don't HAM? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make AMENDS but not one AMEND? If TEACHERS TAUGHT, why didn't PREACHERS PRAUGHT? If a VEGETARIAN eats VEGETABLES, what does a HUMANITARIAN eat?

In what other language do people RECITE at a PLAY and PLAY at a RECITAL? We SHIP BY TRUCK but SEND CARGO BY SHIP. We have NOSES that RUN and FEET that SMELL. We PARK in a DRIVEWAY and DRIVE in a PARKWAY. And how can a SLIM CHANCE and a FAT CHANCE be the same, while a WISE MAN and a WISE GUY are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your HOUSE can BURN UP as it BURNS DOWN, in which you FILL IN a form by FILLING IT OUT, and in which an ALARM goes OFF by going ON. And, in closing, if Father is POP, how come Mother's not MOP?





not mine- i saw it on tumblr and thought it was soo funny and awesome i just had to make a quote
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676 17 sawsaw2141998 sawsaw2141998
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I don't know how
 people get eaten by sharks
I mean
how do you
 not hear
the music?
 


 
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965 16 alymusiclover alymusiclover
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don't complain about how society sucks. we're all a part of society and we can all change the way society thinks because society thinks how we think. the people who most often tell you you need to change are advertising companies so why don't we just stop listening??
1 0 Janerbananer Janerbananer
inspirational