yousacutiee6969

Status: I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep wiff me? ;)
Joined: December 21, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: July 2
user id: 253957
Gender: F

My name's Miranda, I'm 17 years young and I'm a noob to witty:P 7-2-95, Green eyes, brown hair, 5'6", single:D. Indiana<3 Cheerleading<3 My favorite color is clear, my favorite number is 0, and I have absolutely no personality. swagg;) Comment, i <3 making friends:D
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Quotes by yousacutiee6969

That awkward moment
when your boyfriend tells the dentist to be careful
b e c a u s e  y o u  g a g  e a s i l y.
 
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I force my dog to watch

animal abuse commercials,

J u s t   s o  h e  k n o w s  h o w  g o o d  h e  h a s  i t .

 
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I'm a leader, not a follower

Unless we're in a dark place...

T h e n  s c r e w  t h a t ,  y o u ' r e  g o i n g  f i r s t .
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Name  you ipo ' Titanic ',

Plug it into the computer,

' Titanic is syncing ',


Press cancel,

feel like a hero.

I've Come to the Conclusion

That Dryer Lint is Just the Cremated

R e m a i n s  o f  a l l  M y  M i s s i n g  S o c k s .
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Resolved Question

Can I eat my period?
Girls only plzz answer!! Yesterday I was really hungry and my dad was gone. I also
had my period so I scooped some of it up and put it in my mouth and ate it. I really
liked the taste, is that bad, cause now I'm going to gobble up my period every time it
happens. Is it unhealthy? Thanks.


 

I've lost all hope for humanity.

Fell Off The Bed.

Face First.

10  S t i t c h e s .

Huge Scar On Forehead.

T o t a l l y   G o i n g   T o   S t a r t   T e l l i n g   P e o p l e 
M y   P a r e n t s   D i e d   F i g h t i n g   V o l d e m o r t .

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When you're feeling down

Like Everyone Is Against You,
J u s t   R e m e m b e r,

Nationwide is on your side!

: )

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In Every Scary Movie,

The victim is like,
" H e l l o ? "

As if the killer is gonna say,

" Y e a h  I ' m  i n  t h e  k i t c h e n,  w a n t  a  s a n d w i c h? "


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When  someone says,
"I'm not book smart,
I'm street smart."

All I hear is,
"I'm not real smart,
I'm imaginary smart."