irishdancer10

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Joined: January 17, 2012
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well hi witty! im irishdancer10, and i just joined witty. I already love it and i hope you like my quotes!

Quotes by irishdancer10

My teacher always says there are two easy things
in this world: Failing tests and gaining weight

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Oh, darling don't you ever grow up, don't you ever grow up, just stay this little
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Even if you're one in a million,
On a planet with 6.8 billion,
there are almost 7,000 people
Just. Like. You.
 
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noteveryoneisspecial

Donna: It's cold here.
Eric: Well, here take my jacket
Jackie: Yeah, I'm cold too.
Kelso: Well, damn Jackie! I can't control the weather!

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Not only is my short-term memory horrible,

but so is my short-term memory.
Credit: Jahyvie

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ask me about my attention deficit disorder.
or pie or my cat. dogs are cool. I have a bike.
Do you? Do you like tv? I saw a rock. lol. birdie!





not meant to offend anyone. nmq.
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Oh, I know. Let's play Rock Paper Scissors Spock.

It's quite simple:
Scissors cuts Paper, Paper covers Rock, Rock crushes Lizard, Lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes Scissors, Scissors decapitates Lizard, Lizard eats paper, Paper disproves Spock, and as it always has, Rock crushes scissors.
nmq
 
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What I'm like with a broken ankle: Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
What I'm like with a mild fever: GET THE PREIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas...
and I have the privalege to meet you.
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break up

 

 


Rawr


Does not mean I love you in dinosaur. Have you seen Jurassic Park? It means "I'm gonna f*cking eat you!"
 

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