irishdancer10

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Joined: January 17, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 264838
well hi witty! im irishdancer10, and i just joined witty. I already love it and i hope you like my quotes!

irishdancer10's Favorite Quotes


Me whenever someone is rude to me: That's alright! That's okay! You're gonna pump my gas someday!
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sports
Waitress: What would you like to drink?
Me:  the blood of my enemies.
Waitress: 
Me: 
Waitress: 
Me: 
Waitress: is pepsi okay?



 
224 0 happiest* happiest*
funny

WHEN CHASE TEXTED ZOEY SAYING I LOVE YOU AND HER PHONE WAS LEFT ON THE FOUNTAIN AND IT VIBRATED AND FELL IN, I'M STILL MAD
 
161 11 _Jannette _Jannette
zoey101


Plot twist :
A girl fell in love with me

Double plot twist :
i woke up



147 33 Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
inspirational

When ever I use hand sanitizer I always use 
two squirts
so it kills 199.8% of germs instead of just 99.9%
132 0 *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
love

Not having a thigh gap saved my phone from falling in the toilet.
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fat

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let me tell you something about janis ian.
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funny

*insert funny quote from tumblr here*

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quote

You are a freaking white girl who lives in the suburbs. If I see you post a picture on Instagram of you and your fellow white girl friends with the caption "I miss my n.ggs" or "my n.ggers" or "with the n.gg" or "look at this n.gger" or anything like that, I will slap the fake tan off of you.
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away

Whenever my parents lecture me on who I'm friends with or on how I act, they always say "Do you want us to send you to Central Catholic?" and I always reply "Yes!" and I'm still not attending Central Catholic and this is the first time I've been disappointed by empty threats.
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funny