antoa12

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Joined: December 19, 2010
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  Hi! I'm Amanda! I'm pretty chillax! Take a look at my quotes :)

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if abortion is murder,
does that mean condoms are considered kidnapping?



 
207 1 yourcool yourcool
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i don't understand why people cheat.
if you're unhappy, you f/cking leave, not lead your girl/boyfriend on.



 
221 18 yourcool yourcool
break up




the difference between girl friend and
girlfriend is that little tiny space they call the friend zone.



 
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Have you ever fell in love with someone 
you never met? 
19 0 Hailea Katherine* Hailea Katherine*
love


do you ever see
someone really attractive
 a n d   j u s t   t h i n k ,   " H o w " 


 
617 1 jimmy365 jimmy365
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My version of flirting
is staring at some person I find attractive multiple times
and hoping they're braver than I am. 
221 0 mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
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If you can't spell "virginity,"




 

you should still have yours.

 


 
 
272 2 lovecrazy lovecrazy
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In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson.

Now we've lost Niel Armstrong.




We're running out of moon walkers...






 
CookieDoughFormats
997 13 LoveIsEnchanting LoveIsEnchanting
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omegle  Talk to strangers!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hey
You: baby you light up my world like no body else
Stranger: b*itch im black how the f*ck do i light up?


 Your conversational partner has disconnected.



yes this is mine,  It actually happened to me :)
 

472 6 OneDirectionInfection1031 OneDirectionInfection1031
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a dozen roses: $12
a box of chocolates: $10
a happy valentines card: $2
still having $24 because you're single:  priceless.

892 0 juliebrat99 juliebrat99
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