mooselinaturtle

Status: So busy.....
Joined: January 17, 2012
Last Seen: 5 years
Birthday: September 15
user id: 264780
Location: ANONYMOUS. im not telling u creepers
Gender: F
HELLO WITTIANS:)
I'm Lindsey. I don't like saying too much about me on these things so I just want to say that I'm computer addicted. I'm a complete dork, and I spend most of my time in my room listening to music.
If you like my quotes, fave them! It will honestly make my day. And if you follow me, I will totally follow back. Sometimes I forget, or don't get the notification, so if I don't right away feel free to remind me!
And just so you know, if there's anything that you ever need: advice, help, or just someone to talk to... I'm your gal. Just ask for my info:)

 
TUMBLR: amazinglylindsey.tumblr.com
(I don't update my tumblr much so be prepared to be unimpressed).
ask for twitter, email, skype, instagram, etc.

Got a favorite song? A corny joke? A terrible pick up line? THOSE THINGS ARE LITERALLY MY LIFE. COMMENT PLS.

THIS IS KINDAR LINDSEY'S BFF,  AND IT'S HER BIRFDAY!!!!!! September 15 :)
What did the baby say to the Mama corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
hahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha
What'd the lamp say to the man?
Nothing, the lamp is an inanimate object.
ahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
What did the water say to the boat?
Nothing, it just waved.

Quotes by mooselinaturtle

Everyone has an awkward phase.
Mine has just lasted my entire life.
Dad: Do the dishes. 
Me: HOW COULD YOU. THAT WAS SO CRUEL. I CANT EVEN BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT. OH NO YOU DIDNT. APOLOGIZE IMMEDIATELY.

 



Hey Life! Let's hurry up and get to the good part already.
If facebook is a social networking site,
is witty an antisocial networking site?



BravoSierra's format
 
 



I had a dream that
I ate a ten pound marshmallow 

and when I woke up
my pillow was gone.
 



I can't be your friend 
If you can't handle:
-weirdness
-sarcasm
-stupid jokes
-my tendency to laugh at almost everything
Witty best friend anyone? (Someone who can skype?)
 



I didn't make it to the gym today. 
That makes five years in a row.
 



DAYUMM GIRL
because
Are you a fire detector? 'Cause you are f/cking loud and annoying.