alyssa420

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Joined: May 13, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 173734








 
status; FUHCK SCHOOL BRO.
ohhey. i'm alyssa. i'm a freshman. i like boys and girls. but i'm single. fuck people. fuck relationships, im done trying. the right person can find ME. i love marijuana. issue? take it up with someone who cares. cause, truth is, i dont give a fuuuhck and my excuse is that im young. eminem is my hero, he saves me. i love rapping, and photography is my passion. um, autumnbabyyy is my bff. mess with her, i'll also light you on fire. i get mad really easily, and i'm extremely violent. i've been through so much shit in my 14 years of living, its crazy. but the past is the past, and dont you ever say you know how i feel. cause you dont. i have ocd about small stuff. i also have tennitus, sleep insomnia, depression, and i'm kinda suicidal but not as bad anymore. i like rats. and hedgehogs. anyways, if you need anyone to talk to, i'm here. unless you piss me off. kkbye!






 

alyssa420's Favorite Quotes







I wish my eyes,
could take photos.
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These days,
iIf two teenagers fell in love at a party,
got married the next day,
then killed themselves for eachother,
people wouldn't classify it as a romantic love story.
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I feel safer,
when I'm wearing a bra.
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I always,
look at myself first in group photos.
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It's easy to believe someone,
when they tell you exactly what you want to hear.
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Boy: Roses are red, violets are blue,
you're so beautiful and I love you.
Girl: Roses are red, violets are blue,
How many girls have you said that to?
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The snooze button
... I'd tap that.
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It'd be interesting,
to see statistics of your life after you die.
Like, what joke you found the funniest,
how many times you smiled,
how many times you laughed,
how many times you lied,
or how many people you loved.
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Karma is when,
you throw a banana in Mario Kart and end up slipping on it.
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