You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I bet you guys are getting flustered from Marios amazing pick up line skills or whatever you'd call them.
That or you're like, 'D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur.An O-L-D man, you're just an old man. Hitting on me, what? You need a CAT scan. Old man, why are you staring at me Mac on me and my friends, it's kind creepy. You should be prowling around the old folks home. Come on dude, leave us alone.
Yeepp... uh, so there isn't a new chapter or maybe there is ;) I'm not telling mwahhhhaaahhhhaaa
Byyee (:
** If you want a reminder you have to keep commenting, sorry, it's just easier for me :)
Hey lovelys! Thank you all for all the support and feedback for I Met Him On Omegle. Chapter 1 is up and I hope you enjoy it, sorry it's starting off so slow.
Now, heaps of you have been asking how American accents are sexy. I'm Australian and find American accents really sexy, like I wish I could have an American accent. British accents are awesome but American are the best.
Uh... what to say, what to say...
I cleaned my room today...
Yeah and I spent like all Saturday watching Jacksgap. If you haven't seen any of the videos you should go see them because Jack is yummy.
My uploads are going to be crappy because it's school holidays. Who likes Spring? I do c;
Anyways, byee!
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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I bet you guys are getting flustered from Marios amazing pick up line skills or whatever you'd call them.
That or you're like, 'D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur.An O-L-D man, you're just an old man. Hitting on me, what? You need a CAT scan. Old man, why are you staring at me Mac on me and my friends, it's kind creepy. You should be prowling around the old folks home. Come on dude, leave us alone.
Yeepp... uh, so there isn't a new chapter or maybe there is ;) I'm not telling mwahhhhaaahhhhaaa
Byyee (:
** If you want a reminder you have to keep commenting, sorry, it's just easier for me :)
Now, heaps of you have been asking how American accents are sexy. I'm Australian and find American accents really sexy, like I wish I could have an American accent. British accents are awesome but American are the best.
Uh... what to say, what to say...
I cleaned my room today...
Yeah and I spent like all Saturday watching Jacksgap. If you haven't seen any of the videos you should go see them because Jack is yummy.
My uploads are going to be crappy because it's school holidays. Who likes Spring? I do c;
Anyways, byee!
if you havent heard tonight alive, you should look 'em up, if you like punk music(: just look up: Tonight Alive- Fake It
Tonight Aliveeeeee<3333
and one direction... teehee(:
=O OMG tbh, ive been meaning to look them up, i heard one song i forget which one, but i liked it... *-* i should go look 'em up now :3
hmmm i like some pop.. not much, some country, but mostly rock and punk.. i'm kinda open to all types, sooo..
what about yoou?