Novacaine

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Joined: February 21, 2011
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If you call me hot, i'll be creeped out.
If you call me cute, i'll smile giddily.
you pick









 

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We've all had that

Awkward moment when

We accidentally called a teacher




"Mom"

 


another j.e² format

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"You actually said that!?"    
"No, but I thought it."

 
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When you were younger and you'd try to swear without getting in trouble
-Hell...o
-Shut the f...ront door
-Fu...dge popsicles
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I hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an a.sshole.
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Dear Millionaires,


If you don't have trampolines as floors and a giant slide from your bedroom to your pool, then give me all your money because you are doing it wrong.

Sincerely,
I know how to have a good time

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Dear kid who just got called to the principal's office,


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH.!

Sincerely,
the rest of the class

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school
 
Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"


NMQ
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boy's sleepovers.



our expectations: talking about girls the way we talk about boys.


reality: "let's see who can play cod with our eyes closed the longest!"



 
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