MorganElizaBeth

A 5-year-old asked her big brother

"What is love?" one day.
He replied: "Love is when you steal my chocolate from my school pack everyday.... and I still keep it in the same place."
 

Today,

I told my grandpa (he is 78) to watch my

bike for a second while I put

something away in the garage,

and I come back, and I see him

riding up the hill on my bike....

stillyoung<333
 

ANNOYING&CREEPY THINGS TO
 
DO ON AN ELEVATOR :
 

1) Stand SILENT & MOTIONLESS in the corner facing 
the wall without getting off.

2) Greet EVERYONE with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you admiral.

3)MEOW occasionally

4) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of them." -And back away slowly.

5) Say 'DING' at each floor.

7) Make EXPLOSION noises when someone presses a button.

8) DRAW a little SQUARE on the floor with chalk and then announce to the person "THIS IS MY PERSONAL SPACE."

9) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "THAT'S MINE!"

10) Call out a 'GROUP HUG' then enforce it.
 

well someone had their

bitchflakes this

morning....

 

i'mma get a grape tattoo,

that way when I am old,

it'll be a raison.......
 

SORRY,

I'M ALLERGIC TO....

BULLSH!T
 

DON'T READ THIS,

OR READ THIS.

I'M A QUOTE, NOT A COP.
 

KEEP OUT

OR ENTER

I'M A SIGN, NOT A COP.