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ANNOYING&CREEPY THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR : 1) Stand SILENT

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ANNOYING&CREEPY THINGS TO
 
DO ON AN
ELEVATOR :

 

1) Stand SILENT & MOTIONLESS in the corner facing 
the wall without getting off.


2) Greet
EVERYONE with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you admiral.

3)
MEOW occasionally

4)
STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of them." -And back away slowly.

5) Say
 'DING' at each floor.

7) Make
EXPLOSION noises when someone presses a button.

8)
DRAW a little SQUARE on the floor with chalk and then announce to the person "THIS IS MY PERSONAL SPACE."

9) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "THAT'S MINE!"

10) Call out a 'GROUP HUG' then enforce it.

 

iDO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© quote by: MORGANELIZABETH (don't steal)

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posted June 9, 2012 at 4:52pm UTC tagged with funny

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