ItzLexxie

Dear Mother Nature,

I do  not  recall  signing  up  for  a  life-time  membership,  so  why  do  i  keep  getting  a  monthly  gift? 

I   Am  Textually  Active....

Hey  EVERYONE  is  doing  it  !  :)A 

Favorite  If   You  Can't Go A Whole Week Without Going On Witty :)

The say DONT Drink and Drive

But today,

i was drinking a juice box

while riding my bike.

It made me feel dangerous!

There are going to be...

 so many Snookis this Halloween

that i might just dress up as the guy that hit her

and punch them all in the face.

;)
 

This girl i dont like

changed her Facebook status to:

"suicidal, standing on the edge of a clifff"

So i poked her..

Some teens are out partying, doing drugs, and drinking, but favorite this if you're the teen at home, on witty, listening to your music. :):

:)

You make me laugh;

not because you're funny,

but because you're a joke.

When...

you're ignoring a phone call, the phone seems to ring for longer than usual.