FlipThatEmoHair

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Joined: August 15, 2009
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 86296
Gender: F

Quotes by FlipThatEmoHair



 Q: What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?
A:  Banned   from   the   petting   zoo.

 
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What  do   you   do   when   your
daughter is  pregnant  and claims
    she hasn't slept with anyone?
Start a religion.

 
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WHENEVER I WORRY
that  I've  been  wasting  my life, I cheer myself up by
remembering that  I  have  never read a Twilight book.
 
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i will not sleep
(    until  i  find  a   cure   for   my  insomnia.    )
 
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"What doesn't kill you,
  makes you smaller." //// 
                                - Super Mario
 
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Just baked a cake.
And by "baked a cake" I mean I  burned  the  house down.
                                             - Helen Keller
 
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Daniel  Radcliffe  has   revealed   that  he  was
"dependent  on  alcohol"  to   make   it  through
    the    final      Harry     Potter     films.   
t hat makes two of us.

 
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Most people don't realize this,
but you can         eat         organic,   all   natural,   gluten-free   food   
/////////  without     telling    everyone     around     you.  /////////  
 
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When I was a kid,
my dad told me I shouldn't talk to any creepy men.  
Which  was   awkward,  because   it   meant  I   couldn't  reply.

 
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I'm offended by
the title, so I'm         calling it Call of Duty:               
                                        African American Ops.    
 
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