FlipThatEmoHair

Status: the game
Joined: August 15, 2009
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 86296
Gender: F

Quotes by FlipThatEmoHair


I WANT MY EYELASHES TO BE
AS  BLACK  AS   MY  SOUL  AND
AS   LONG    AS    THE   LIST   OF
/////////////////////////////  PEOPLE  I  HATE.
 

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"you'll be working in groups."
                                                                   - Satan
 

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THE HARDEST THING
about  a  new  friendship is trying to find out the boundary for jokes.  

 

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my entire life is covered in cat hair.
 

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you have no idea
   how many times i've tried to tell you the
   truth   through    my   jokes.
 

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2  headphones  in: don't talk to me

1   headphone   in: don't talk to me

No headphones in: don't talk to me

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i burn most of my calories
by going out of my     way   to avoid people.
 
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Did you hear about the
kidnapping  yesterday?
                   He slept  for  at  least  five  hours.

 
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CHECK THIS ONE OUT:
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I'm about to rewrite history.
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\   HISTORY.  
 
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