E_myah516ox

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Quotes by E_myah516ox




You know a movie is old when #1
Someone gets stabbed, and there is no blood on the knife whats-so-ever.

should i make a series? 



 

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surveys


When i'm talking
i could be holding something the  whole day
 without noticing

until its gone

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funny
having to pee, but the bathroom seems so far away 
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In School:
[checks the clock every 2 minutes]
TIME ISN'T MOVING FAST ENOUGH THERE IS DEFINATELY SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT CLOCK SOMEBODY SHOOT ME 
Hanging out:
WHAT!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME LAST TIME I CHECKED THE TIME I HAD 3 HOURS LEFT 
 
just me ?
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school
me: You're so annoying!!
friend: Look who's talking!!
me: You're an idiot!!
friend: Thats comming from you!
me: homosapien!!!
friend: Am not!!
me: you just proved my point.

get it ;)? 
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mom: [driving]  Look, isn't that you're friend from school? *Waving* She is such a sweet girl.
me: LOL. 
mom: You guys aren't friends anymore?
me: 5th grade. 

me: [cleaning out closet] Woah, definately can't fit this anymore.
mom: why don't you see if you're *old  best friend from 2nd grade* might want it.
me: Eww why would you say that 
mom: You guys aren't friends anymore?
me: That was like 6 years ago. She got a life. 
mom:  Aww you guys used to have sleepovers every week, I wonder how she is doing in school.
me:  Lol.
mom: 
me:  

mom: Omg-- is that little Brianna from Day Camp, Who is that boy she is kissing? Why is she cursing so much!  She shouldnt be out here so late. What is she wearing its winter
me: Welcome to the 21st Century

mom: why don't you invite all of you're friends?
me: [brings 2 friends]
mom:
me: you don't know me.



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school


 


offering something to someone

to be polite
 

and praying to God they say no


 

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We Think we are  Safe on  Witty 
  
because we can talk about something without someone you know seeing it, 
but what if  people you know do the same thing and you dont  realize it 

I could be talking to somone I passed on the sidewalk yesterday.
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Rembering the Days . . .  


Do you  Like him or do you LIKE LIKEE him?!

NO EWW THATS GROSS!!!!

OOHHHHH SOMEONES GOT A CRUSH!!!

 
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He kissed her.
I basically swallowed my heart, along with my hopes, self confidence and dignity.
My throat was soar, I kept blinking to hide back tears complaining that my "eyes are so watery." I put on my best sincere face and I Acted as though I was SO EXCITED that it happened.
Hurt like a B_tch even though it was for a scene in a Play (the one ive been dreading)
Aftewards the girl goes, "DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY MOUTH WASH?"
Never wanted to slap someone so much in my life.

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