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15robertsn

posted June 17, 2023 at 12:20pm UTC tagged with funny, sexy, quote

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My Friend: Wow, Harry Potter had everything. He was good at sports, he had a girlfriend who later became his wife, he had a magic wand, he had great friends, he vanquished evil from the world, for God's sake! He could get anything he wanted.Me: Except parents.
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