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Me: *turns on tv and get's comfy in bed* Me: *searches for
Me:
*turns on tv and get's comfy in bed*
Me:
*searches for the remote and notices it across the room*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
I was gonna watch this anyway.
nmf.nmq/
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babyfresh1997
1 decade ago
I didn't mean to put NMQ, this is my quote guyys (: It's cause it was on the format previously.
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