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Hot guy on your right Saw him, faked a sneeze so he would say

 

Hot guy on your right
Saw him, faked a sneeze so he would say bless you to me. I've got them moves like jagger ;) 

DAMN, you're good. I'm going to fake trip so he'll ask me if i'm okay and he touches me. 
You tripped amazingly! But omgomgomg, he sees us texting each other, he's on to us! Mission abort, mission abort! 

9 Comments

june321 1 decade ago
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where do you get that format?
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emilyandthatsall 1 decade ago
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lololol I love this xDD
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danniru11 1 decade ago
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lmaooooo <3
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xxBestDayEverxx 1 decade ago
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no swearing!!!!!!!!!!
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sk8trgrlxx3 1 decade ago
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CamiTheBaconator down there? it says ** excesive ** swearing...you are allowed to say like one or even two words. nbd..
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CamiTheBaconator 1 decade ago
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hey, no swearing please (: -steve
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tt505 1 decade ago
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hahahahahaha i love this
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meowbrynn 1 decade ago
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this is amazing.
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dont_judge_me 1 decade ago
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hahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!1 ♥
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posted January 5, 2012 at 8:11pm UTC tagged with funny

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