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mclaughlins

posted November 1, 2011 at 11:21am UTC tagged with funny

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Living Life to the Fullest Chapter 4 As we get out of the car Char grabs my hand as we approach this group of kids who looked our age. They all look up as we approach them. One guy with short blonde hair smirks. “Who did you bring Brooke? Two lesbians?” He snickers and everyone laughs. Char squeezes my hand knowing that I would b*tch at him for that. I bite my lip. “Shutttup Ryan,” Brooke snaps at him, “this is Jez and Charlie, they are twin sisters who will be going to Trafalgar.” She tells the group. Char lets go of my hand and Ryan stands up and takes her hand in his. “Where have you been all of my life?” He takes her hand and kisses it. I would think this would be incredibly romantic, but he was a douche before so it just ruined it. Char seems to forget what he had said before and giggles. “In Australia!” She exclaims. “I can tell by your sexy accent.” He tells her seductively. Char blushes and they walk away talking. “Jez, this is Aphrodite, Crystal, and Victoria.” Brooke points to three girls One had long red hair and green eyes, she had a annoyed look on her face. The other had curly brown hair, and looked uninterested. The last girl had blonde hair and blue eyes, and a big grin on her face. “I’m Aphrodite. What type of name is Jezabella?” She asked. Prissy b*tch. “It’s from the bible. You shouldn’t be talking, Aphrodite, the greek goddess.” I b*tch back. She looks at me with respect. “Touché. I like your style. You can call me Didi. This is Vicky and Crysty, they are sisters “What grade are you going into?” Crysty asks me. “11” I reply “Same as us. Have you met anyone from the all guys school, St. Andrews College?” Victoria asks me. “Nick Falconeri.” I respond They all look at me with surprised expressions. “Seriously? He is so popular and hot!!!!” Victoria says excitedly Just as she said that I hear a motorcycle motor and turn around and see Nick. He gets off his motorcycle and takes his helmet off. He flips his hair and my hair starts beating faster. Then I see this girl. She gets off his motorcycle and hands him her helmet.
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