Grandma: All the
guys must be falling over you!
Me:
Me:
Me: Unless you replace boys with cats, then I believe you're
mistaken
Mom: We need to keep all the guys away from our house, you sure are
popular!
Me:
Me:
Me: Mom, guys wouldn't come near me with a 20ft pole...
Dad: You're so pretty, it's dangerous for boys to see
you
Me:
Me:
Me: Yes, I may burn their eyes with my voldemort like
looks
lol