xXxMrsLiamPaynexXx

Status: Kian Lawley is perf<3
Joined: February 26, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 278228
Location: Hogwarts
Gender: F
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Quotes by xXxMrsLiamPaynexXx

We all have that one teacher who's always like:
"Don't pack up yet. There's still 27 seconds of class left..
  

Girl: I would do illegal things to you ;)
Ex boyfriend: Really? like what? ;)
Girl: Like kill you..
.. 

Dear Mom,
how can you hear me mumble under my breath, but you cant hear me yell, "WHAT!?" when you scream my name?

                         

 Girls need to start looking for guys with goals, ambition, and an eductation.
because twenty years from now,
"swag" isn't going to pay the bills.
 
 Why do we need school?
Music: We have YouTube for that.
Gym: I have a Wii.
Languages: I watch Dora.
English: Everything is shortened anyway.
Math: That's why we have calculators.
Geogrpahy: I'll buy a globe.
Drama: I get that every day of my life outside of school, thanks.
History: They're all dead anyway.
 

Cute guys make you crazy,
hot guys make you drool,
cool guys make you daydream.
but funny guys make you fall in love without even knowing ♥
 

Voldemort is a lot like a teenage girl..
He has a diary,
a favorite ring and necklace
a tiara,
a special cup,
a pet he adores,
and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.
 .

PARENT: "We need to talk... "
ME: *Million things run through mind…
WHAT DID THEY FIND OUT ABOUT?
Was it when I...
No, they couldn't have...
Who told?! Was it...Im dead for sure*
PARENT: "Stop leaving the lights on." 
 

 My sister walks in my room.
She has one pillow tied to her front and one to her back.
I ask, "What on Earth are you doing?"
Her reply was...
"This pillow on my back, is to protect me, from the friends that will back stab me. And the back one, that's for the boys that will break my heart.
She's 6.