twilightgirl995

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Joined: March 2, 2011
Last Seen: 4 years
user id: 156088
Gender: F

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        doctor:  so, what kind of birth control
                    are you using?

        me:  my appearance




 
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When it feels like your sister is a complete stranger now .... <<<
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Edward Cullen:

Could use time being immortal to research Cancer.

Instead goes to High School a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl.
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sometimes i get so far
into my head that i
forget anything else

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space makes me sad because nothing is close to anything and forever is a long time to be alone




 
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PERFECT FORMAT AELLYNIQ

MY ORIGINAL QUOTE
(PLEASE DON'T REPOST. LOVE YOU.)
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instead of periods

can girls just get a text once
a month saying "you're
not pregnant have a nice day"




















 
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I'm still trying to get over the fact that oranges
are pre-sliced by nature
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you're lying if
you say you’ve never recorded yourself
singing because you were sure you had talent
and were so deeply disappointed that you just
deleted the recording and pretended it never happened









 


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was locked in a tower for 18 years and
even she can flirt what is wrong with me









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