thewaaynickseesit

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Joined: April 23, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 168316
Pokemon Bulbasaur
 


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HIYA, My name is Nick c: I'm 18 years old and I have swag...in my mind. I play soccer, which means I have a really nice ass. You see that sexy beast up there? Yeah that's my wife, Selena. Justin is just there for the press. Haha, just kidding I could never get anyone as perfect as Selena. :c I like to take pictures, but I haven't been able to in forever. Oh yeah, aside from Selena on the list of people I'd like to fuck, there's the Beatles. I want to get high and have one big orgy with them while singing Strawberry Fields Forever. They're my favorite band. I like pokemon and old, French movies. Holla at me.

 

Quotes by thewaaynickseesit

I'm so bored right now.

Let the festivities commence.

Somebody called the police;
I think they're coming to get me.
They say...

You've got the right to remain on the dance floor
so show us what you've got 'cuz you know that you've got

more.

DIRTY WORK:
"It's one of those albums you can make out with your boyfriend to."
-Cassie.


...There was just a tornado here and my streets were flooded.
ITS THE RAPTUREEEEE.

Should my girlfriend get a witty or...
Nah, I don't think she should.

Hi, I don't know about you, but I'm alive.

If the Rapture doesn't happen, I'll be more than happy to judge you :)

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