Out with friends and one friends 3 year old brother
3 year old: I'm guna get a d*ck!
*we finally realise he meant to say stick*
Oran: okay mathew
Mathew/3 year old: Haha purple man (Oran) My d*cks bigger then
yours!
*All of us start laughin soo hard*
Oran: No, trust me it's not.
Mathew: But it is! My d*cks bigger then purple mans d*ck!
Ahh
Bless <3