startraker321
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Joined: March 1, 2012
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user id: 279780
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Ok, 1)yes im a guy....... dont hate me because im awkward!
2) The picture is me in my freshman year in highschool (im a few months from being a senior)
3) My names Tyler.
4) I dont copy quotes unless they are song lyrics
5) I wanna be an actor.
6) <(*-*<) i love those things!
2) The picture is me in my freshman year in highschool (im a few months from being a senior)
3) My names Tyler.
4) I dont copy quotes unless they are song lyrics
5) I wanna be an actor.
6) <(*-*<) i love those things!
Quotes by startraker321
A ghost could be picking his nose right beside you right now and you would have no idea.
Lady
Gaga needs to quit the music buisness and make a company that
does b.reast implants.
She must name it "Lady Tata's"
She must name it "Lady Tata's"
SSo you swim without floaties?
I too like to live dangerously.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: At my house....
Teacher: What's it doing there?!
Me: -_- IDK maybe washing the car? Making dinner? Taking a shower?
Plot twist: Dr. Suess was a
rapper who got fired so changed the tempo and backround music to
his songs and made them into books.
My mom has this disease called Raging
B/tch
But she's not the one suffering
from it. I am.
In my
Algebra Class:
Whole class: *Walks into the room next door*
Our teacher: *Pointing at random kids* We will leave that one alone in a room with patient 1867.
Our class: *pretends to write things down in our notebooks*
Our teacher: We will eject that one *pointing to another kid* with syrome 353. And that kid over there with the homosexual gene.
That classes teacher: Mr. Franklin, what in gods name do you think you are doing?
Our teacher: Ok everyone back to the lab.
Us: *Walk out like we know what we're doing*
Whole class: *Walks into the room next door*
Our teacher: *Pointing at random kids* We will leave that one alone in a room with patient 1867.
Our class: *pretends to write things down in our notebooks*
Our teacher: We will eject that one *pointing to another kid* with syrome 353. And that kid over there with the homosexual gene.
That classes teacher: Mr. Franklin, what in gods name do you think you are doing?
Our teacher: Ok everyone back to the lab.
Us: *Walk out like we know what we're doing*
Teacher:
Ryan? If you have five peices of candy and Sandy asks for one, how
many would you have?
Me: five.
Me: five.
Funniest
thing ever:
Me and friend walk into mens bathroom at the movie theatre. Some dude i peeing in theurnial.
My friend goes into the one next to him and says "EEEWWW WHY'S YOURS
SHAPED LIKE THAT?!?!?!?"
The look on this mans face was the best thing i have ever witnessed in all my 17 and
a half years of age.
Me and friend walk into mens bathroom at the movie theatre. Some dude i peeing in theurnial.
My friend goes into the one next to him and says "EEEWWW WHY'S YOURS
SHAPED LIKE THAT?!?!?!?"
The look on this mans face was the best thing i have ever witnessed in all my 17 and
a half years of age.
My dads
dating site profile*
Likes: Football, food, long romantic walks from the bar to my car.
Dislikes: Girls with STDs, people who use the word "fresh"
Activities: Sitting my boney @ss on the couch.
Bio: Im a man who wont just f*ck with your mind, but with your vag too.
Way to go dad -_-
Likes: Football, food, long romantic walks from the bar to my car.
Dislikes: Girls with STDs, people who use the word "fresh"
Activities: Sitting my boney @ss on the couch.
Bio: Im a man who wont just f*ck with your mind, but with your vag too.
Way to go dad -_-