sama_sky

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Joined: March 9, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: November 27
user id: 282184
Location: Hogwarts
Gender: F

 


 
 
STATUS:If you know me, I suggest you leave.
Okay, you caught me. I'm actually a 69 year old man from Brazil called Alphonso. No, just kidding. Hi, I'm Sama and I suck at writing these, but I'm bored so what the hell lol. I'm 13, and have an unhealthy obsession with boy bands, drawing, the internet, music, John Green, and Harry Styles. Those things pretty much sum up my life. Also, I speak sarcasm. It's my second language, actually. I let certain things literally take over my life, One Direction for example (no, I won't murder you if you don't like them). Yep, that's it I guess. Bye whoever just read about my boring life :)
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So I just came back from the hospital and I found out my tonsils are infected, meaning I have an excuse to have ice cream. Be jealous wittians,



be jealous.




 

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So i just got b/tched at on facebook
after i saw some girl who posted "Comment a food and i won't eat it for the rest of the months so i can lose weight! I'm 10 lbs underweight and i need to lose weight! :D" So i just commented saying that I know it's her choice but she shouldn't do that to herself and that she was perfect the way she was. Apparently, i hurt her feelings and need to learn 'respect'. Well, thanks to the people who said that

..last time i ever try to help..
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Directioners
a fandom that can leak songs, find their blood types, p/nis sizes, baby pictures from when they were in their mom's stomach, their parents middle names exact birth time, and hack into airport security cameras and yet we can't find their phone numbers..









(facebook, nmf)
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A month or two ago, i remember seeing a quote that says: "Wittians fight over nutella and One Direction, i wouldn't want to see the day they fight over politics"

Unfortunately...that day has come.
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True story:

*End of class*
Music teacher: Ok, the girls can put away everything they have and leave first
Random guy: *Tries sneaking away*
Teacher: I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a girl
Guy: I am
Teacher: Well i have a pair of sissors in my desk and we can make that happen

She.made.my.day.
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Am I the  
only one whose mom doesn't
use the middle name of when I'm in trouble?



nmf

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It's too cold
     outside for  angles     

to            fly



nmf
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One Direction: Let’s go crazy,crazy crazy till we see the sun. I know we only met but let’s pretend it’s love. We’ll never ever stop not for anyone. Tonight let’s get some and live while we’re young

Directioners on Tumblr: We are Lazy, Lazy, Lazy we don't see the sun. I know its been five hours but it only feels like one. Our ovaries have vanished; theres not a single one. Tonight lets get some.. and blog while we're young♥




Got this from a top comment on youtube and thought it was hilarious xD

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Today,
I updated my Facebook status to 'Can't stop watching LWWY <3'
Does that offend anyone? Nope, I don't think so.
Then my so called 'best friend' told me i need a life and that no one will ever like me.
K. That's just my vent. I'm just sick of getting told that i need a life after doing harmless things.
Sorry for wasting quote space. 
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That FML moment
 
When you're almost done editing a layout, formay, your profile, etc. that you worked hard on and then you click on an add -___-
 

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