mharris

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Quotes by mharris

 

 
Patient: How much longer do I have?
Doctor: Ten,                                                
Patient: Ten what?                                 
Doctor: Nine.....                                        


 
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Dude, I wasn't that drunk.
Bro, you went to the train station, smashed yourself against the wall whiling yelling,
"Hogwarts here I come!"



 
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Can you be arrested for being awesome?
Just checking before I leave the house.




 
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She was the purest beauty, but not the common kind.




 
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It doesn't matter how old you are.
If you hear the ice cream truck jingle, you jump out of your window for that stuff.


 
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Take a picture of a friend with their face squished against glass.
Assign to phone contact.
It'll look like they're trapped inside your phone.



 
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friendship
 


That moment when you lose a chip in the dip, so you send in a recon chip in and that breaks too.



 
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I'm not clumsy.
It's just the floor hates me.
The tables and chairs are bullies.
And the wall just gets in the way..



 
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See these fine group of fellas?
Were going to take over Witty!
Fave if you want to join the crusade! :D

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