Well hello there. My life is not terribly exciting so this will probably be pretty boring. My name is Elizabeth Ann and I am a junior in High School. I have a 3.85 GPA. I won't spice up the font on this because I have an eye for simplicity. I love horse back riding, mudding, four wheeling, reading, and sleeping. I kick ass at math, in case you were wondering. I don't like to walk through tall grass. I feel like something is probably going to eat me... My favorite color is brown. I know...lame. I love meat. You know...pork chops, ribs, steak, burgers, etc. But then again, all food is good food. Except brussel sprouts. I know that this is a cliche but them suckers are nasty! I have a couple horses, four dogs, and shit ton of barn cats. My most recent additions are Charles and Titties, but my dog ate Titties. It was a tragic day for me. I also learned that Charles is actualy Charlotte. I had a steer named Ribeye and we had rodeos at my house with my cousins, but he got sent to the slaughterhouse. Please don't call PETA. I'm not the one that sent him there. I live on a farm, if you haven't already figured it out. There is a bar in my barn. Everyone that belongs to it is a member of a club called the Patterson Creek Social Club. I kick ass at pool from years and years of practice. My favorite show is Duck Dynasty, even though they got rich doin the same shit I do on a regular basis. I don't understand how I'm not a millionaire yet. I am your typical 17 year old tomboy. My closest relationship is with my dog, Molly, and my family. I've never had a boyfriend. I've never been kissed, and sometimes I think it would just be easier to find a girlfriend (I'm not gay, and no disrespect if you are. Some of my best friends are gay) I live in a very small town in Iowa. Between 7th and 12th grade there is not even 600 kids at my school. I've lost people I love, I've met new ones, and moved on. That's just a little bit of info about me. I'm so glad to have shared that with you. Congratulations. You now know me more than anyone else in my life. You should feel honored.