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user id: 217200
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Birthday: August 15
user id: 217200
Location: MO
Gender: F
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One Direction Update
3/2/14 10:20 PM EST
3/2/14 10:20 PM EST
Hello! Hope you
all had a good weekend! Not much really happened today. As usual
all of the boys are still in the same places. Harry was seen in
Beverly Hills today. He went to and Oscar pre party last night.
Maybe he'll go to an after party but he's not attending
the show.
Rumors: None
Links: Not sure if this was taken today or not (some people say yesterday) but here's Harry recently in a pink beanie: http://t.co/4lsK6P6jsE
Rumors: None
Links: Not sure if this was taken today or not (some people say yesterday) but here's Harry recently in a pink beanie: http://t.co/4lsK6P6jsE
“Dear Future Daughter:
1) When you’re at some party, chain smoking on the roof with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won’t regret it. Often times you’ll find the strangest of people have the most captivating of stories to tell.
2) Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it’s way through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside out.
3) No one is going to f/cking save you, anything you’ve read or heard otherwise is bullsh/t.
4) One day a boy is going to come along who’s touch feels like fire and who’s words taste like vanilla, when he leaves you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know that it is only temporary.
5) Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the f/ck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To h/ll with anyone who tells you differently.”
Abbie Nielsen
If you aren't going to put in the effort
Neither am I
DO
YOU EVER JUST HAVE THE BIGGEST F-CKING CRUSH ON
SOMEONE EVER AND YOU JUST KNOW
IT WONT WORK BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO
OLD OR YOU’RE NOT GOOD
ENOUGH OR THEY ARE TOO ATTRACTIVE
FOR YOU SO YOU PRETTY MUCH
SPEND WHAT FEELS LIKE ETERNITY
HAVING THIS UNEXPLAINABLE
FEELING FOR THEM UNTIL IT RIDS YOU OF
THE SMALL BIT OF HEART YOU
HAVE LEFT UNTIL YOU FIND ANOTHER
PERSON TO HAVE THE SAME SH-TTY
FEELING TOWARDS
i'm sorry if i say "i need you"
but, i don't care, i'm not scared of love.
when i'm not with you i'm weaker,
is that so wrong?
is it so wrong
that you make me strong?
© format coded by: br0kenwings
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How to Successfully
Throw A Pick-up Line
Back in a Guy's Face:
Back in a Guy's Face:
Boy:
Where've you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl:Yes. That's why I haven't gone back there since.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man:Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You'll go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do Not Enter.
Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Then you can start your journey by going through the door.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: Maybe I got your share..
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: OK. Get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving??
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl:Yes. That's why I haven't gone back there since.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man:Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You'll go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do Not Enter.
Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Then you can start your journey by going through the door.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: Maybe I got your share..
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: OK. Get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving??
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
