foreveryoungdiva

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Joined: March 19, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 285066

Quotes by foreveryoungdiva

*lowers voice*
she's a witch with a "b"
#bad@$$
You know you have a problem when
you refer to youreslf & Candy Crush as "we"
i wish zits would go away
just as quickly as they appear

random person: your ugly
me:
charlie the unicorn:
joe biden:
my mom:
glenn coco:
your mom:
pizza dilivery boy:
pikachu:
simba:
hannah montanna: 
psy: 
jenna marbles: 
princess peach:
me: *you're
saying "btw" out loud,
because saying "by the way" takes too many syllables

H-O-T-W-I-R-E
hoooottwiiiiirre.cooooom

i'm always scared that when i have money that is ripped or has a drawing on it
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that the cashier won't accept it

that feeling you get when
you pop a balloon
<3



friend: *whispers into someones ear*
me: what? 
friend: you already know
me: what?
me: WHAT??
me: WHAT DO I ALREADY KNOW?
me: TELL ME WHAT I ALREADY KNOW!!!!!

me: IF I ALREADY KNOW THEN WHY AREN'T YOU TELLING ME??!?!?!??!!!!
me: PLEASE!!!!!???
me: *softens voice* come on! pretty pleeeeeeaaaaase? with a cherry on top?
friend: 
friend: 
friend: 
me: TELL MEEEEEEE, YOU LITTLE B*TCH!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!!!!!!
friend: -_-