fearless_dancer

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Joined: January 17, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 98879
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fearless_dancer's Favorite Quotes

 *in the supermarket*

Crap, where's my mom?

act cool, act cool... 

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 footballGAMES>>>
an excuse to hangout
with freinds ♥ ♥
 
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 Today I heard my little brother call the toilet the aquaflushy. I will never call it the toilet again. MLIA.
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DEAR MATH,
Stop making me find your X
she isn't coming back.


format credit to: theycantdiagnose
 
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They say the world ends in 2012 
But they can barely predict tomorrow's weather..


 
Not my format.
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Today, I had a fight with
my alarm clock. It wanted me to
wake up; I disagreed.
Things got violent.
Now the alarm clocks broken
and I'm wide awake. Not sure who won.
MLIA.

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When Someone
Randomly falls out of their chair during class :D

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Substitute Teacher "Does your normal teacher let you do that?"
 


Students "Yes..."

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Ahh, math problems.
The only place that someone can buy
60 watermelons and no one wonders why.


 
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  You  know  t he  world's  messed  up  when;

the world's best rapper is white,
the world's best golfer is black,
the tallest man in the nba is asian,
& the girl with the highest voice is justin bieber.

♥

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