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This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

from tumblr (:

watching olympics at age 5: wow ok

watching olympics at age 8: i wish i could do that

watching olympics at age 16: i'm going to do the entire swim team and no one can stop me







from tumblr (:

Am I a bad person? I see a lot of these inspirational stories or stuff about girls boyfriends on here,and I cant hello thinking "yeah right " I feel bad, but honestly ive seen it all a million times before. Am I a sh*try person for that?

Fave this now or they'll make another Alvin and the chipmunks movie.

don't say you love me unless you mean it
cause i might do something crazy like believe it

 

that's  people.
we     arrive,
 consume 
what we can
and then leave

 






-cassie (skins)
 

i   was    perfectly
happy  killing
myself   but  then
you asked me to try
for  the  first
time   in   my   life
it felt like some
one   actually
gave a crap
and  that  person
was             worth
t  r  y  i  n  g      f o  r
 
 






-chris (skins)